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Pierslist Posted April 1, 2011 |
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Pierslist will run each Friday in FERMILAB TODAY, and will remain posted for a week. The weekly deadline for submitting ads is noon each Wednesday.
Editor's note: After receiving employee feedback about the structure and usefulness of the information in Fermilab Today, particularly in the classifieds, we've restructured the ad page to meet more of your needs. The classified ads, which will now be called Pierslist, will include the traditional wanted and for sale-type announcements, but will also include sections and topics to help you enhance your life at the laboratory and at home.
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A copy of "Idiot's Guide to String Theory." Would also consider "Advanced Quantum Relativistic Physics for Dummies." Contact Joe Lykken at helpme@fnal.gov. Farmers wanted to grow horse feed on Fermilab property. Contact Bill in the new Frontier Transportation System Office at wildwest@fnal.gov. |
| Missed Connections |
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I saw you, wearing black sandals and grey knee-high socks in the cafeteria on Tuesday. You were eating sauerkraut and discussing the potentiality for existence of exothermic dark matter. I was the dark-haired woman at the table next to you wearing a lepton-photon t-shirt from 1998. Contact Higgshottie@fnal.gov. |
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Hungry Main Control Room operator wants to trade 5,000 feet of superconducting wire for a pizza. Would also consider a Jimmy Johns gift card. Contact MCR at x3721. 500 geese for one horse. Trading individual must be willing to accept full delivery of caged birds Monday-Friday from 9-5. Contact Bob at x1000. |
| Lost & Found |
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Missing: 96-97 percent of matter in the universe. If found, please e-mail mynobel@fnal.gov. |